Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

ourtangledcorpses:

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

(Source: rappinpicard, via socialobscurity)

0800pink:

want
ryaninwonderland:

@_@
neukt:

bean-r:

k

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